LADY BOYS FOR ALL!!!!

I arrived in Bangkok at 1230am last night. I jumped in a taxi and gotten driven at super speeds to Khao San where I was informed by Chris that hostels are as numerous as lady-boys. I got dropped off and proceeded into the heart of Khao San road. The first westerners I saw were Australian and walked past me saying "let's go see a pingpong show".....typical bloody aussies aye! Anyway I managed to find a shady little hostel where I paid 140 baht and got provided with a bed and four walls.....not bad for 6NZ dollars. I had a few beers and proceeded into the streets to grab a bite to eat.......five minutes later a lady boy approached. At first I didn't know she was a he because "it" was rather attractive. Then "it" spoke! What the! is all that I could think of. It then grabbed me and started pulling me into an alley saying "why not?, why not?, cheap!" I politely said "no thanks"....(yeah right) and walked in a hurried pace back to my hostel where I ate my chicken in a state of shock! All in all though it was an interesting experience! They sure do look like ladies though! To all those reading this, get over to Thailand! This place rocks out!