COME HERE BOY....mmmmm dog!

Recipe for dog.....

Step 1: Tie the dog up. Lull it into a false sense of security and then begin to kick. Kick the flanks, legs, head and ass of the dog. Why?, you may ask. Well this is done to get the adrenaline coarsing through the muscle tissue for it is believed that the meat of a dog with adrenaline in it is far tastier and far more "good for your health". I quoted this because it seems that everything you eat here is "good for your health".....eat that camel penis! why? it's good for your health! Mmmkay!

Step 2: Put the beaten, but still alive dog into a bag and tie it up to a tree. Next grab yourself a handy flame and set the bag on fire. Now the fireworks begin.

Step 3: Cut the dog up and begin to cook.

Now I know you may be appalled but this is actually not the way in which they kill dogs nowadays. This is how they used to do it.
"Times are changing eh? what happened to the good old days when you could beat dogs and set them on fire... I tell you I don't like the way things are going"

All in all dog is actually a really tasty treat, and I say treat as it is actually quite expensive. It is actually really good for you when you are sick too.
All I can say is " One hot dog and a scoop of chips please"