Hanoi Hooray!!!!

After my gruelling bus ride I signed up at the little hanoi hotel which cost 3 USD a night. I got myself showered and found the time to be 8pm. I thought to myself "mmmkay buddy let's do it". I grabbed my wallet and passport and headed out the door. Into the street I walked where I was greeted with the sound of a thousand scooter engines gunning it and a thousand scooter horns beeping as if having conversations with each other. Crossing the street was an adventure in itself where you have to slowly but surely push your way though the carnage whilst hoping you don't get smoked! I grabbed a sandy and headed for a green light in the distance which slowly became more defined and took shape as a JAZZ CLUB! I sat down at the bar, ordered a local beer and started up a conversation with a Dutch lad who sat down next to me. He'd been in Hanoi for around three months and knew his way around. I managed to persuade him that sunday didn't matter and that life is meant to be lived in the present and so we headed off on a pub crawl into the early morning. We ended up in a "NIGHTCLUB" which played super sweet dance music. Drawback: I was overwhelmed by all the hot ladies in the club and all the ugly guys that were doing so well with them.......hmmmm. Suddenly a girl came up to me, said nothing and sat in my crotch. "Do you wanna 'f*** me in my hotel" she said. "Only 50 USD". Well I imagine the look on my face was priceless. I politely said no thanks and proceeded to the nearest exit. I jumped on the back of a motorbike known as a motorbike taxi and went back to my hotel. It was a great night but sullied by the last event. One drawback in SE Asia is that prostitution is in such high demand from ugly, fat, balding, old white trash that it is a huge industry and so you can find yourself being constantly harrassed for a "good time" whilst out on the town. Apart from this though SE Asia is an amazing place.